Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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