You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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