mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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