We're like a lot better than the average bears
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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