honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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