I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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