My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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