I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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