my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Will exercising make me less horny?
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