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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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