Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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