I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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