is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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