That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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