So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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