It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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