I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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