I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
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I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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