that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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