She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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