Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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