Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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