I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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