I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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