have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
True college students do jello shots in the library
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