he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
His nipple licking is glorious
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