Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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