So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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