I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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