stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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