i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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