i permit you to call me
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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