Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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