just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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