I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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