your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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