your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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