You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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