Non-Jews are for practice
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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