So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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