I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Fuck appropriateness.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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