You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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