is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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