Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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