lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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