the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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