So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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