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in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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