hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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