He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Randomize