Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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