There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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