too bad you live with your parents still
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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