i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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