It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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