you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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