Whod you bang
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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